Thursday, 19 April 2007

Thou Shalt Not Release The Sex Tape

The porno company which allegedly had a copy of Lauren and ex-boyfriend Jason's sex tape has decided not to go ahead with releasing the tape. Why?

Believe it or not, Jason apparently puts in a "severely disappointing" show for the camera and there is "no hardcore sex". Shame for all you sickos who were hoping to get a cheap thrill out of seeing LC's lady bits, because Lauren and Jason are merely "messing around" in the tape.

SugarDVD had reportedly offered $500,000 for the tape but have now withdrawn its offer because - get this - they "refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language" i.e., the porno company don't want to associate themselves with the recently-arrested (again) Jason! Oh, the irony.

Lauren still maintains that there is no sex tape, and I believe her. She puts the "horrible" rumours down to ex-best friend Heidi and her partner-in-crime, the greaseball Spencer Pratt. The couple have denied such allegations (of course). Spencer thinks it is "sad someone would make up something like that, and even sadder people think [Heidi and I] had anything to do with it", and Montag feels "horrible for Lauren" over the "disgusting rumour". It's just a shame Heidi was too wrapped up in her brand new plastic tits to give a damn.

Poor Lauren.

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On a side note...
If you want to vote Lauren for Us Magazine's Sexiest Female Reality Star, go here. She's up against Tyra Banks, Paula Abdul and 'New York' from Flavor of Love. Seriously. If I were Lauren, I'd be embarrassed to even be in that category. So out of pity - go vote for her!

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