Monday, 10 December 2007

A Recap of The Hills' Drama So Far...

LAUREN CONRAD, 21 Hills History: After graduating high school and following a stint in San Francisco, Laguna Beach alumna and queen bee Conrad set off to live in L.A. and intern at Teen Vogue; attends fashion school and is a budding designer with her own expensive clothing line, Lauren Conrad Collection.

Tabloid fodder: Ongoing feud with Montag and Pratt; relationship rumors; weight loss, workout and style tips. Rarely misses a party or opening, and was recently spotted dining with a pregnant Nicole Richie.

Popularity factors: "She has almost an everywoman quality about her," says Min. "She hasn't gone to the dark side yet like other reality stars, and she seems to be handling her height and status with grace." However, some viewers "will say she's inflexible with her friends and judges them too harshly," says Min.
HEIDI MONTAG, 21

Hills history: Conrad's original roommate and best friend until she began dating and subsequently moved in with Pratt. Has been accused of aiding a sex-tape rumor about Conrad and her ex-boyfriend, Laguna Beach alum Jason Wahler; also starting a clothing line.

Tabloid Fodder: Ongoing feud with Conrad; plastic surgery; rocky relationship rumors. This season, Montag and Pratt have been bickering over their upcoming wedding.

Popularity factors: Along with Pratt, "they're good-looking, photogenic, do fun things and love the camera," says Min. "I think there are a lot of women who watch and they just want to shake Heidi" for being involved with Pratt.

AUDRINA PARTRIDGE, 22

Hills history: Conrad's best bud and roommate who moved in after Montag moved out; works at Epic Records. (A spoof on FunnyOrDie.com stars James Franco and Mila Kunis as Audrina and boyfriend Justin Bobby having one of their tortured, endless discussions about their relationship.)

Tabloid fodder: Out and about with Conrad and Port, she hits parties, fashion shows, etc.; her on-again, off-again relationship with Justin Bobby, whom Conrad is not especially fond of.

Popularity factors: Min says Conrad's pals have their own cult following. "They're young, fun, essentially nice girls. They live this life that you can read about — they have the clothes, the attitude, the boys, the cars. It's fun for people to think of these three as real girlfriends for women who are in similar situations, starting out in a career and moving out on your own."

WHITNEY PORT, 22 Hills history: Former fellow intern of Conrad's, Port now works full time at Teen Vogue and is Conrad's supervisor. She eagerly eats up Conrad's tales of her romantic travails while at the office.

Tabloid fodder: Out and about with Conrad and Patridge, she hits parties, fashion shows, etc. Spotted drinking and partying hard at TV Guide's Emmy post-party this year, and left leaning on Partridge.

Popularity factors: "People think she's sort of smart and sensible and less emotional than the others, and perhaps has a cooler head," says Min.

SPENCER PRATT, 24
Hills history: Montag's fiancé and Svengali, Conrad's nemesis; wants to be a billionaire before 30, he told Radar magazine. He manages Montag -- who's aspiring to a music career -- and was recently spotted shooting her video on the beach. Insists he's just a misunderstood nice guy.

Tabloid fodder: Ongoing feud with Conrad; accused of spreading sex-tape rumors; authenticity of engagement/engagement ring with Montag. He's the reason Montag and Conrad became frenemies: Conrad loathed him, and Montag chose him over her.

Popularity factors: Min refers to Pratt as "the most hated man on television, the man everyone loves to hate." She says "he's integral to the show. Without Spencer, you don't have that tension," adding that "he seems insanely devoted to Heidi." On meeting Pratt: "He was lovely and charming in person," Min says.

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Wednesday, 5 December 2007

Kristin and Nick: Split?!

Trouble seems to be in paradise for Laguna Beach-er Kristin Cavallari and her boyfriend of more than a year, Nick Zano.

"They broke up," a friend of Kristin's exclusively revealed to Life & Style. "She moved out of their house. They're going in separate directions."

Kristin, 20, and Nick, 29, moved in together this past summer - so what went wrong? "It wasn't working out," reveals the friend. "She was bored, and I think she realised she was better off keeping her options open."

So basically, Kristin missed the single life. "She used to be the It girl, and now she sees all of these other girls who would normally be in her shadow stealing the spotlight...I think she wants back in on the scene...living together put a real damper on things."
Look out, Hollywood!

Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Lauren Conrad Is Ripped!

[E! Online] - Get a load of Lauren Conrad's rock-hard body in the January issue of Shape magazine...dayum!

No wonder Lauren's stayed single—who has time for guys when you're at the gym building a body like this?!

She even shares her workout secrets with the mag...presumably easier to achieve if you can afford a personal trainer.

Her twice-a-week routine includes weight training, running on the treadmill and kickboxing.
"Jarett has me do a lot of reps with smaller weights because he's not trying to build muscle so much as get my body toned," Lauren tells Shape.

And on her days off from the gym, she likes to go for 45-minute hikes in Runyon Canyon...and throw down with Heidi. (Nothing like a little conflict to get the heart rate going.)

But as much as we admire her dedication to fitness, we can't help but wonder if this is pure Lauren or the work of a very talented art director. Whaddya think? Cast your vote here.

Lauren And Brody "Never Really" Dated

Fans may be in for a disappointing season finalé to The Hills next Monday Dec 10. Throughout the whole season, Lauren Conrad and "close friend" Brody Jenner seem to have been dating on and off. Whilst thousands of fans were hopeful for a romantic season finalé for the two, Jenner has insisted that the duo are merely the immortal 'just friends'. "There's nothing romantic - it's never really been like that," Brody, 24, told People on Friday at the NYC hotspot Touch. "I love Lauren. She is a great friend of mine."

Fans of The Hills have seen the twosome grow closer and are only set for disappointment in an anti-climactic finalé. But does Jenner have a little surprise in store? He certainly enjoys creating suspense and has been known to put on a show for the cameras.


When asked about the impending finalé, Jenner addressed the question, saying: "My contract really doesn't allow me to talk about that stuff." Way to keep things interesting, Brody...

Sunday, 2 December 2007

'Best & Worst of 2007: Dumbest Celebrity Feuds'

(Small snippet about The Hills taken from article, the whole of which can be found here).

And finally, my favorite feud of all ... which might not even be "real." Lauren Conrad, the young, beautiful, rich, and famous-for-being-famous star of MTV's "reality" show The Hills had quite a fight with her BFF (that's "best friend forever") and roommate, Heidi Montag, last year. In a nutshell, Lauren was never fond of Heidi's boyfriend Spencer Pratt, who tended to manipulate situations, cheat on his girlfriend while cameras were watching, and generally act as loathsome as humanly possible. It didn't help matters that Pratt also (allegedly!) spread a (false?) rumor about a videotape showing Lauren in an unflattering light. Montag has moved out and accepted Pratt's proposal. Both still appear on The Hills, but rarely share scenes ... in fact, it's like a spin-off is happening within the parent show, all in 30 tidy minutes. Sources say that Lauren and Heidi have made up off-camera but continue to "feud" for production value's sake. Maybe we'll never know ... but should we even care? I think I sort of do.

'The Classless Utopia of Reality TV'

IT is sometimes hard to detect much difference between artfully edited reality shows like “The Hills” on MTV and scripted dramas like “Gossip Girl” on CW and the recently canceled Fox series “The OC.”

Yet the more reality shows mimic fictional series in tone, look and format, the easier it is to see where they differ: class consciousness. Sitcoms and dramatic series drum up tension by assaulting social barriers. Most reality shows take them for granted and leave them untouched.
It is a distinction that will become even more obvious as reality shows multiply, partly in response to the strike of the Writers Guild. Scripted series deliver the image of the society we would like to be: racially integrated, classless, well intentioned. Reality shows are more honest, but they also breed a kind of country dysmorphic disorder: half the nation is blond, beautiful and driving sports cars through Beverly Hills, while the other half is blond, sleazily oversexed and prone to hair-pulling and name-calling.

In fact, among the many subgenres of reality television, only one tinkers with social engineering at all. Before the all-volunteer army, the military served as America’s melting pot. Now reality competitions like “The Amazing Race” and “America’s Next Top Model” fill the void, putting contestants through a form of Fort Benning basic training. “Survivor,” and even “The Biggest Loser,” purposely toss together all kinds of people from all walks of life who might otherwise never meet.

But society is more cautious when it comes to the quest for love. Romance novels are one thing. In real life most people favor a marriage of equals.

“The Hills,” like its forerunner, “Laguna Beach,” aims to be absorbed as drama. This crypto-scripted show dispenses with the so-called confessionals, a convention of the reality genre in which a protagonist breaks away to vent directly to the camera, and relies instead on evocative shots of skylines or highway traffic at dusk, lingering close-ups and moody pop music to underscore emotional highs and lows.

The principals, whose romances and kitchen quarrels furnish plotlines, are not really actors, but neither are they ordinary people exactly; they are a new hybrid of semiprofessional personalities who play themselves on camera. Men and women recruited for their resemblance to Us magazine celebutantes are now featured players in Us magazine, and boast lifestyles as lavish, and socially restricted, as Paris Hilton’s. More so, actually: Ms. Hilton, after all, was a star of “The Simple Life,” a “Green Acres” takeoff that propelled her and her friend Nicole Richie to rough it as country bumpkins, trading stores for chores. But that fish-out-of-water formula ebbed; reality fans seem to prefer to watch pigs in clover.

Nowadays, the classes don’t collide on reality television.

The CW network has had success with its competition series “Beauty and the Geek,” but the pairing of opposites — dumb beauties and intelligent geeks — is illusory; the women are all alike, and so are the men.

“The Real World” began on MTV as an experiment in group dynamics, but it is now more of a dating service with no exit — and accordingly, the participants seem ever more socially and culturally akin. So much so, in fact, that the producers now spice up the monotony with pop-up commentary: sarcastic asides about the housemates delivered by two young, MTV know-it-alls. (Unconsciously, perhaps, the pair provide the kind of critical distance — and class awareness — spouted by the wise servant in Molière, or for that matter the wisecracking maid on “Maude.”)
On “The Hills,” a preserve for the young, good-looking and privileged, there is no other side of the tracks. Meanwhile, “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila” caters to the trailer-park set. MTV promotes its heroine, a Web siren, as “the first bisexual bachelorette,” but the show isn’t shocking because it pits 16 lesbians and semi-lesbians against 16 heterosexual men. What is scandalous is the group’s homogeneity: all of them seem so poignantly coarse and equally undereducated — “The Jerry Springer Show: The Next Generation.”

On “The Hills,” girls fight with shrugs, false smiles and pinched sarcasm (“Have a great night”). On “Real World: Sydney” and “A Shot at Love” or even “I Love New York,” another “Bachelorette”-style showdown, friction is expressed with body slams and punches.
Scripted television favors myth. “Ugly Betty,” on ABC, puts a poor, plain girl (America Ferrera) from Queens deep inside the offices of a top fashion magazine and draws its humor from the class struggle between Betty and her snooty, conniving colleagues.
“The Hills” puts Lauren, an alumna of “Laguna Beach,” inside the real-life West Coast office of Teen Vogue, and draws its humor from the sleek, vacuous congruity of that world. Everybody fits in. Lauren’s tasks consist mostly of attending red-carpet premieres.
A recurring joke of the show is how the leaders of Hollywood’s young and pampered set feel oppressed by their careers. Lauren’s former friend Heidi, who works for an event planner, returns home in a white, bare-shouldered top, her blond hair impeccably blown out, and is greeted by her fiancé, Spencer. “How was your day, sweetheart?” he asks somewhat sardonically. “Long,” she replies wearily. “Tiring.”

“The OC” built its story line on the cultural collision between its underclass hero, Ryan (Benjamin McKenzie), a teenage runaway, and the affluent and gorgeous denizens of Orange County, Calif. “Gossip Girl” pits a middle-class teenager, the son of a former rock singer, against the snobbish scions of Park Avenue and the Hamptons.

“Laguna Beach” never bothered with such contrivance. All its protagonists were young, wealthy and gorgeous, and they found plenty of drama in the small slights and petty misunderstandings of the overly examined life. Lauren went on to become one of the heroines of “The Hills,” and is once again surrounded by a posse of improbably blond, good-looking and pampered young people. The closest that series has come to a misalliance is a date Lauren’s friend Whitney had with her personal trainer, a tall, dark and handsome New Yorker.
The dramedy “Desperate Housewives” is not known for redeeming social values, but even that ABC soap opera tried to integrate Wisteria Lane in its second season, recruiting Alfre Woodard to play an African-American concert pianist who keeps a mystery man chained up in the basement.

“The Real Housewives of Orange County” doesn’t try to build racial understanding; its heroines, indistinguishable in plunging necklines and plumped-up lips, are too busy with facial reconstruction. These housewives do not need murder mysteries or race issues to hold attention. Their drama revolves around the self-indulgent middle-aged woman’s race against the ravages of time and cellulite. It is silly and excruciating to watch, a menopausal minstrel show.

There are other reality subgenres that follow the same unwritten rule. “Run’s House,” featuring the family antics of the hip-hop star Joseph Simmons, known as Rev Run, inhabits a parallel universe to “Hogan Knows Best,” which follows the family antics of the pro wrestling celebrity Hulk Hogan’s home. And the same formula sustains “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” which centers on the wife and stepchildren of the former Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner.
There is no fresh prince shaking up Bel Air.

All three of those reality families live a “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” existence — and share similar story lines, down to a star-struck daughter seeking to trade family connections for fame. Kim Kardashian, the ambitious daughter of Mr. Jenner’s pushy wife, Kris, poses for Playboy to jump-start her career. Run’s daughter Angela sets her sights on starting her own magazine so that she can throw star-studded parties, while Brooke Hogan aspires to pop stardom.

These family sagas unfurl concurrently on television, but despite the fact that most of the participants live in the wealthier neighborhoods of Los Angeles, they rarely intersect. The only notable example of cross-pollination was a romance between Mr. Jenner’s son Brody, who was a leading character on the short-lived Fox reality series “Princes of Malibu,” and Lauren Conrad of “The Hills.”

Reality shows are dramas lived out on beta-blockers; microproblems stretch over more episodes than any network drama would allow, no crimes are solved, no lives are saved, and the characters speak most eloquently when silent. Most of all they focus on mating, not social mobility.

Friday, 30 November 2007

The Hills Season Finalé...what's going to happen?

[BuddyTV.com] - It's been a drama-filled season for The Hills. The feud between Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad may have made their lives more difficult, but it sure made for entertaining watching. Despite the questions about it being real or fake, fans have still been riveted by the lives of The Hills' stars, and they are continue to be tabloid fodder.The finale episode for this season of The Hills will air on December 10, and MTV is planning a lot around the big day.The day before, on December 9 at 12pm Eastern, MTV will air The Hills: Lauren Looks Back. MTV says in their press release: “The 2-hour special is a video scrapbook of Lauren coming-of-age. Featuring footage from both hit series, Laguna Beach and The Hills, Lauren narrates her story, reflecting on her wistful, yet complicated romance with Stephen Colletti, her tumultuous relationship with Jason Wahler and her present-day dizzying flirtations with Brody Jenner.” (MTV apparently got one of the authors of the Sweet Valley High series to write their press releases.)Then on the next day, December 10, at 8pm Eastern, the countdown to the finale will start with a pre-show as the stars will walk the red carpet, and a recap of the season's events will also be shown.The finale will then air at 10pm Eastern. In it, “Whitney gets an offer to work in Paris, Lauren struggles to figure out where her relationship with Brody stands before she can move on, and wedding disputes put Heidi and Spencer's future in jeopardy.”There will be an after show at 10:30pm, where hosts Jessi Cruickshank and Dan Levy will talk with the stars to get reactions regarding the finale. The party will continue online at 11pm.MTV's press release also offers a unique opportunity to Hills fans: “MTV will fly in up to 40 Hills devotees from the U.S. and Canada as a part of ‘The Hills Biggest Fan Contest' which asks fans to submit videos on why they are crazy about the series. Winners selected will jet set to Los Angeles to get VIP treatment at the big event on December 10. Viewers can continue to make submissions at www.hillsfan.mtv.com through December 3.”That only leaves you a few days, Hills fans! So get cracking on your submissions if you want a chance to party with Lauren and Heidi (separately, of course) during the event.

Tuesday, 27 November 2007

Lauren and Whitney Hit Paris

This past weekend saw The Hills lovelies Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port jet out to Paris in France, the place often dubbed the fashion capital of the world.

The girls were in town for the Le Bal des Debutantes which happened on Sunday. Lauren wore a strapless white dress with a very glitzy handbag and the standard oversized earrings, whilst Port dazzled in long earrings and a black halter dress.
And speaking of handbags, Conrad has joined forces with Linea Pelle to sell her personally designed accessories - a new line of designer clutches, totes and "coin purses".

Lauren explained, "I love the bag tote because it holds so much and the leather is suport soft. It is available in 3 colors. There's also a clutch and a coin purse."

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Friday, 23 November 2007

'The Hills' Too Classy For Paris Hilton

Producers of The Hills seem to be desperately holding on to the last shreds of reality they possibly can - by refusing to let Paris Hilton appear on the show. Crew members of the MTV hit reality show were apparently overheard talking about Paris' attempt to get a role, saying the producers thought it would be "pushing the limits" of believability. Nicole Richie, pregnant re-instated BFF of Hilton, has been seen out partying with The Hills stars Lauren and Audrina Partridge.

Hilton may be off the list for the producers, but they're apparently not bothered about casting people for the key parts in the upcoming nuptials of Heidi Montag and fiancé Spencer Pratt. Apparently Roxy Olin, daughter of Brothers and Sisters star Ken Olin, is in final talks to star as Montag's maid of honour.
The Hills? Staged? Never.

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Thursday, 22 November 2007

'Why the Hills might be the best reality yet'

[The Varsity] - You knew this post was coming and you couldn't bear that it exists. Yet because I am on deadline (again), and because I am drunk off Steam whistle beer and hot-boxed dressing rooms with Brooklyn soul singers, I feel like it's pretty necessary for me to exclaim my true love for the fakest reality TV show: The Hills.

The premise of the Hills is pretty without: 3 vaguely attractive blonde chicks (and one faux brunette) live and love in Los Angeles, while trying to make it in the big city. They live in ugly condos with swimming pools and date guys who wear diamond stud earrings. Occasionally they meet up for high-concept sushi and discuss their lives. But mostly they just create falsified "drama" with impossibly obtained medium shots. The show is supposed to be reality—but in this scripted drama comes a kind of awkward semblance of life. Sometimes the episodes are so boring the commercials for hair care products have more momentum. And sometimes there are moments of such dire pain and awkwardness, you realize that within the falsely encapsulated "TV' of the Hills there's real emotional latency that can't be hidden.

But mostly they get their hair done and drive around in luxury cars.

The New York Times did a wonderful recap of the television show, describing reality sensation Lauren Conrad as a "seamstress". It's ironic that within her internship at Teen Vogue, she works the parties she would otherwise be attending, pinning up Marc Jacobs cigarette jeans when she isn't being trashed on the cover of US Weekly. But within Lauren Conrad's classic Californian facade (when she isn't wearing sundresses, she's sporting side-swept ponytails), she's as iconic and classy as Grace Kelly. You want to root for Lauren because she's constantly getting screwed—whether it's the alcoholic boyfriend she chooses to be with instead of going to Paris (doesn't anyone in television learn this never works out?), the flighty roommate whose fiancée might have leaked her sex tape, or awkward dates with dishy models on Rodeo Drive. Lauren had a pretty stellar line to her skeezy, plastic ex-roommate Heidi on the last episode, when she pleaded for her forgiveness. Said Conrad, her icy blues affixed on Heidi's smooth cold lines: "I want to forgive you but I also want to forget you." That's what happens when you forget to buy toilet paper.

As we all can attest to, reality is disappointing. Which is why truly stellar moments can exist in this television show that would never cut it on "Gossip Girl". Take for example, Lauren's New Years Eve in which adorned in a low-slung black dress and sling backs she fights with her stupid boyfriend Jason (who's idiocy is made redundant by his formal top hat), leaves in a cab, ignores his cellular calls, and eventually makes out with him at the midnight mark as he almost scalds her with a lit cigarette and an armful of roses bought off the street. For the men in Los Angeles, romance can be compromised by bushels of posies. For the girls in the Hills, they accept this as love, as long as it comes with a gold chain from Tiffany’s.


Lately I've been really interested in the idea of Los Angeles, this weird strange place where culture seems to evaporate into billboards and the best bars are in strip malls. I like the idea of driving down freeways and eating Mexican food on the top of my convertible, someone bulky and self-tanned feeding me guacamole with cigarette-stained manicured fingernails. If New York means fighting your way through public transit to make it to a bar where you play Merle Haggard songs overtop Chuck Klosterman's Annie Lennox (this happened to a friend of a friend of mine), Los Angeles means staring at Jennifer Garner while she eats a salad. If New York is everything, Los Angeles is nothing. And I kind of want to feel nothingness right now.

The Hills is terrific televisions show because it's so easy to supplant your own experiences into what you're seeing onscreen. In the way that another person's reality can be transformative, so can Lauren Conrad's. You begin to associate their experiences as normative. You begin to feel for people whose existence is impossible to verify. Which brings me to the equally incredible "After show" on (Canadian) MTV. What's better than watching an episode? Watching it twice with bad editing and unfunny commentary from puffy teenagers on low-res web cams. Instead of reality, we receive "post-reality". And maybe that's better than we think.